It took 4 limbs- lots of leverage, and even greater willpower to get the mattress into the back of my car- when the backdoor closed and didn't pop back open on me I let out a cry of joy to turn around and find that I had gathered a crowd of about 5 strangers not offering help but probably rather amused with me. This mattress was the final step to creating the wall that now existed of my backseat and rear window- I certainly wouldn't be using my rear- view mirror during the trip.
With that task out of the way- there was the frame to deal with- I will summarize this process with one statement- I am the goddess of tie downs. When Taekwondude walked up the first thing that came to mind seemed to summarize the vehicle best....
"You could play Mario Kart in that thing..."
Indeed I probably could have. Now with my faithful driving companion ( A freshman who also lived in MD) at my side I headed home- hoping not to cause myself too much of a headache as the tie down closure above my head sometimes smacked me if the road was too bumpy. When we got to the Jersey Turnpike we were enamored for about 10 minutes with the fact that the bamboo on top of the car made a humming noise- the amusement went away as soon as we discovered that the radio would not cover up this noise... 6 hours later neither of us could hear ourselves think.
But we were in Maryland with the promise of 6 weeks without entering a classroom or lecture hall, which made up for just about everything.